I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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