Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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