Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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