hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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