After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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