oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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