I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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