I molested 6 butterflies tonight
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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