So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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