I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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