Got a toothbrush?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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