she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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