How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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