That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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