HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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