my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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