You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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