I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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