found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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