I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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