is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You have to summon your inner elephant
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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