Having a random hookup so left but love u
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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