This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.