Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED