I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?