Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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