She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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