i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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