I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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