i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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