oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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