Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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