What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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