I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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