I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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