How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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