it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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