After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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