she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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