Dual....:-)
actually, I'm a sock model
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
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This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Randomize