I hope mine doesn't look like that
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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