you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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