Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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