We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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