I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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