So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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