At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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