i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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