The maid of honor just puked.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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