K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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