we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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