Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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